GinaMarie Zimmerman [1st]
Jade Pietrantonio [2nd]
Ed Lower [3rd]
Rhian Sugden [4th]
Helen Kim [5th]
Peter Brown [6th]
Judd Daugherty [7th]
Amanda Zuckerman [8th]
Deana Uppal [9th]
Faye Palmer [10th]
Sam Wallace [11th]
Eric Stein [12th]
Bart Spring in 't Veld [13th]
Steven Daigle [14th]
Dan Gheesling [15th]
Jen Johnson [16th]
"Post by TJ Collins-Welch on 17 hours ago Congrats on Immunity. Do you want your celebratory lap dance now or later?
Sam (4:03:04 AM): tj trying to steal your man!" Ed Lower (4:03:18 AM): Omg he did that to me too! Sam (4:03:23 AM): omg Ed Lower (4:03:23 AM): That slut Sam (4:03:25 AM): that whore =-O Ed Lower (4:03:29 AM): Lol Sam (4:03:36 AM): slore Ed Lower (4:03:53 AM): Hahaha Ed Lower (4:04:07 AM): A whut
Slore (n.) A slutty whore Example: She's Australia's biggest Slore!
Whut (n.) A whore slut Example: Kathleen is a dirty little whut!
Two things we learned this week: For the sake of our sanity, none of us should ever play Survivor together again and for the sake of humanity, none of us should ever mate with each other, we make some ugly babies
So, Amanda won HOH...yeah. But first, Let's talk about Deana. Now see I love me a good bitch, I've met a lot of bitches, I've dated a lot of bitches, I love me a good manipulative, bossy, down right mean bitch. Deana may be the biggest bitch I've ever met (and not in the good way) I'm not sure what exactly happened with Deana is she PMS-ing? Did she forget to take her pills? Which is understandable a lot of these girls need some pills, they're straight up crazy. Don't know what happened, we had a friendly conversation one night, nothing about the game and in between the moon and sun rise, she turned into a creature from the depths of hell and raged a war aganist me. In simple terms, she turned into the queen of hearts and I'm Alice and she will not stop until she has my head. What did I do? Couldn't tell you...
I was first informed of Deana's new vendetta when Ed told me that Gm told him that Rhian told her that Deana told Rhian that I told her that Rhian told me that someone told Rhian, Deana was the target during survivor week, which you know, I uh did. But honestly I was being nice to Deana letting her know her name was coming up. And that's what I get back. Then I hear Deana told some people that all the aussies are in an alliance with GM and Rhian, which was news to me so Deana, can't get nothing past her! Then I hear Eric told Deana that I told him that GM told me that GM was voting Eric out, which never happened, GM never said she was evicting Eric. Then I heard Deana told Judd that I told her that we have to evict Judd this week. Never fucking happened, I spent the week targeting her, not sharing information with her. Then this new one, takes us all the way back to my HOH week where Deana told GM I forced her and threaten her not to save Faye with Veto... Let's take a look at my "bullying"
Deana (12:00:20 AM): Do you want me to keep them the same? Sam (12:00:48 AM): i would like you to but i'll stand by your choice Sam (12:00:55 AM): i'm not the one who won veto Deana (12:01:48 AM): I don't think Faye is in danger. So I'll probably keep them the same unless something crazy happens. As long as Faye is safe then I'm okay with not using it.
Yeah, I'm a monster. Poor Deana. I think now would be the time to tell you all that everyone knows Deana started all these rumors and is starting shit and not only will they not evict her, they still believe the new rumors she comes up with. Yeah, these people are fucking brilliant. BB15 logic... Gets worse. Really I wish I've talked to Deana, I mean she's always "studying" which Ed and I believe is code for THROWING YOU UNDER THE BUS LOSERS HAHAHAHA. I would ask her and Deana if you're reading this a few months from now- How do you find time to be such a raging heinous bitch in between all that "studying"? The public wants to know.
I would have written about Deana sooner but I was really confused what to say, everytime I thought about Deana, only thing that came to mind was
Amanda's HOH.... I feel like Ed can describe the night and Amanda so much better than me.
"Ed Lower (3:03:00 AM): thats it we need a shrink for her"
"Ed Lower (3:04:47 AM): i think we can conclude that amanda has no idea how to play this game"
"Ed Lower (3:13:08 AM): Maybe her alliance consisted of mirrors that looks back to her"
"Ed Lower (3:16:16 AM): She is the worst to have become hoh"
"Sam (3:18:09 AM): you should just go to sleep Sam (3:18:26 AM): nothing we say is going to make a difference in the morning Ed Lower (3:18:40 AM): Ik but i thought u wudnt like to be left alone with this nut job"
"Ed Lower (3:23:44 AM): Im starting to think there are two amandas interacting with us Ed Lower (3:24:08 AM): The one who is aligned with us and the other one who is threatened with us"
The best way to describe Amanda is, think of a troll. Not the Harry Potter kind, the kind that join games just to act as crazy as possible and mess with the game and make themselves look crazy. That's our Amanda, only she's dead fucking serious when she unloads her crazy. It started off innocent enough, Amanda win's HOH. That's great! She has a little alliance with myself and Jade, I want Jade to stay. Jade loves her, She likes Ed. Deana hates her and has been after her since week one, this is going fine. But we know Amanda and Ed and I foresaw all the way back in week two when she first ripped of the mask, if this crazy bitch gets HOH, it is going to be hell.. And then.... It happened.
Amanda informs me that "they" want the three aussies up because of the "alliance" Yes, Amanda refers to them as "they" We assume it's British Bitches, but it also just as well could be at least 5 of Amanda's 17 personalities that make up "they" as the night wore on the latter kept becoming more and more of an actual possibility. "They" apparently want me up, but Amanda doesn't want to do that cause I've been by her side since week 2 and never turned against her yeah uh ok Amanda. So because she doesn't want to nominate me, she must nominate Ed/Jade or "they" will get mad. At this point it turns a little creepy and "they" now sound like some demonic spirits who will fact take her down to the underworld if she disobeys them. So Ed/Jade going up cause it's what "they" want.. BB15 Logic comes back. Between the random hate i'm getting, the aversion of going against the house and the compelte stupidity. It finally clicks and frankly I'm amazed you guys got the BB15 cast to play an org. That or I'm being punk'd cause these people... They can't be real.
I'm getting off track- So Ed speaks to Amanda and within in the hour Amanda has decided Judd is the target, based off of nothing but he didn't speak to her or congratulate her on winning HOH. Judd gone, great no problem, guys alliance is done and I don't really care for him. But it's Amanda.... nothing's ever that easy. After deciding on Judd, she comes back and Ed/Jade are nominated again, Judd is off the table like nothing happened. Omg you guys so Amanda actually confirms with Jade I guess that we are in fact together and Amanda is loyal to the group of three but she has to nominate Jade... But she's loyal and she expects us to be as loyal as she is (she says as she nominates the only other member of our alliance) I'm sure we can manage...
So right now you're telling me, just explain about Deana how badly she wants Amanda out. I'm already there.. See Amanda knows what a big liar Deana is, she knows Deana hates, she knows Deana has had her sights on her since week one and she would put her up in a heartbeat if she won HOH (especially if Amanda gets rid of Ed or Jade) Amanda is well aware of all this, but guess what.... To nominate Deana based on all that information? Would be "catty" and she wants to play it smart.. Let that sink in. Being catty is to nominate the people that after you, being smart is to nominate that people that would protect you. Everyone catch that? Cause I've been playing the game wrong until today, I thought it was.. yeah. Thank god we have Amanda here.
It's just soooo frustrating. You think you've seen bad or strange players before. Amanda just takes bad gameplay to a whole new level. I don't know who Amanda is, don't know where she's from but she needs to be in a home, she needs med, she needs an eval. whole nine yards cause this woman is just... It leaves me speechless how batshit insane she is. Like looney tunes, completely fucking mental
So I'm sure I got a lot of questions back in week 2 when I wanted Amanda to leave. After all she was an ally why would I want her gone? Well.... Yeah saw this coming a mile away. You can't trust her with anything, she's fucking unstable cunt. To be nominated with Ed is the worst cause if he leaves, who else is am I going to talk about how mental Amanda is with or what a bitch deana is or how incredibly boring Judd is Hopefully one of us wins veto and Amanda's other personality appears by the end of the week. In the meantime, let's start the show
While we're on the subject lets take a look at Amanda's new bff. You know the one she kept safe and instead nominated her closest ally...
Deana on Amanda:
Deana (11:55:23 PM): OMG. Deana (11:55:32 PM): He accused me of being in an alliance with AMANDA!! Sam (11:55:40 PM): LOL
Deana (12:04:39 AM): So who are you putting up with Steven? Deana (12:05:25 AM): I'd say Amanda to ensure that one of the crazies leave. Sam (12:05:58 AM): yeah but amandas not coming after us Sam (12:06:13 AM): she asked about you last night Deana (12:06:17 AM): Oh God. Sam (12:06:26 AM): i told her that you liked her and wanted her to stay last week, she was happy Sam (12:06:29 AM): which you did say Deana (12:06:42 AM): I never said I wanted her to stay... Deana (12:06:43 AM): Deana (12:07:05 AM): Are you sure? Deana (12:07:08 AM): Because I don't like her.
Yeah I'm back I should probably just stay signed on cause the more I think about this, the weirder it becomes. Let's talk about Amanda's nomination speech now.. "I have nominated Ed and Sam for eviction. This is was not my original plan for the week" (but yet you only considered three people, so it kinda was)
"but things change." (with the wind, seriously seek up cause you're bi-polar bitch and you need pills)
"No matter how many times you want to deny it, you two are competition threats" (WE are comp threats. Combined competition wins = 2. Clearly we're just unstoppable monsters in Amanda's house. I'd like to see what's happening over there maybe arrange a visit)
"Myself and the "house" see you as a power duo in this game." (Again... It's becoming quite clear we do not live in the same house. To borrow from Ed, we're in the rise and fall house; Amanda is in Amanda's fun house. Which I assume is a lot like that Rugrats episode where they go over the mirror and everything is fucked up and acid trippy)
"One of you ain't surviving this week that's for sure!" (She says with such conviction that she's playing off a huge move and everyone is telling her she's the new Dr. Will instead of the new Kalia)
Faye (10:08:44 PM): Hey, listen Faye (10:08:49 PM): If you have something you want to talk about Faye (10:08:52 PM): then why not in private? Sam (10:09:53 PM): honey, sit down the adults are talking. this doesn't concern you :-) Sam (10:10:00 PM): i figured i'd just throw things out there Sam (10:10:04 PM): thats what you seem to like to do "Hey Listen!" Ok easy Joey Buttafuoco. I hate people that are like "if you gotta say it, say it to my face" I'd really rather not, I'm not scared but it's just if I say it behind your back or in public, it just allows me more creative freedom.
Faye (10:11:05 PM): I'm a stupid person, have you seen my scores? Faye (10:11:14 PM): But when you don't talk to me, I just gotta assume you have your own plans going Sam (10:11:56 PM): i haven't talked to you because i have nothing to say to you. you and your little buddy deana have been talking shit for past week about me, Sam (10:12:01 PM): what the hell do we have to talk about
I don't disagree Faye is a very stupid person for more reasons than one. But I really don't see the point and being fake and carrying on a conversation with someone who wants me out and will twist everything I say.
Sam (10:14:16 PM): and frankly its hard to talk to you cause you're quite boring Faye (10:14:21 PM): Aight Faye (10:14:35 PM): I don't really care that I'm boring Sam (10:14:58 PM): well i do, frankly i just didn't have the energy to talk to you
#truthbomb
Faye (10:15:33 PM): I'm sorry I don't like trashy TV like vh1, where drama seeps out of sown in pubic hair Faye (10:15:51 PM): your right, i'm the boring nonintellectual of the two of us, your right, and it's my fault. Sam (10:16:26 PM): thank you, im glad you see this :-)
I mean here's the problem. Apparently I was just too trashy and dumb for someone high class like Faye. I mean if she would have told me, I would have gladly discussed the effects Langston Hughes had on the Harlem Renaissance, what exactly Rimbaud was trying to say or how to deal with the long term effects of systemic sclerosis but alas, we didn't.
Faye (10:16:36 PM): at least I'm not leaving at 11th place Sam (10:16:48 PM): wait does this mean you're not voting to keep me :-(
Oh yeah being locked in here with these lunatics longer. That's something to be proud of!
Sam (10:19:20 PM): my ego is huge though frankly, so it is kinda hard to lose track of things in there Faye (10:20:24 PM): Yeah, just don't let it affect good people
The good people! Ladies and Gentleman we have located the Nerd Herd. We have found the "good people" The season can really begin. I nearly died upon hearing the good people card, I mean I honestly can't believe she said that LOL
Sam (10:21:12 PM): say hi to deana for me :-D Faye (10:21:20 PM): Why don't you do it? Faye (10:21:22 PM): She'd love to hear from you
Cause politeness matters!
Faye (10:22:54 PM): I mean, we're not actually that close, but at least we have good taste in men :* Sam (10:23:20 PM): thats a nice thing to have, sometimes deana needs a rest you can take over. Sam (10:23:26 PM): girl can only stay on her knees for so long Faye (10:24:05 PM): I can't afford kneepads till I win the million Faye (10:24:09 PM): so sisters gotta take shifts Note to all ladies out there (and guys) also carry kneepads in case this situation arises
Sam (10:24:57 PM): im getting bored, i think we're done here. you can go back to blending into the wallpaper now
Apparently I'm nominated cause Rhian told Amanda everything I told her and said I need to go. I mean to quote Queen Blair Waldorf "Do you know how hard it is to get revenge when your enemy keeps changing every five minutes!"
but i'll stand by your choice 
yeah uh ok Amanda. So because she doesn't want to nominate me, she must nominate Ed/Jade or "they" will get mad. At this point it turns a little creepy and "they" now sound like some demonic spirits who will fact take her down to the underworld if she disobeys them. So Ed/Jade going up cause it's what "they" want.. BB15 Logic comes back. Between the random hate i'm getting, the aversion of going against the house and the compelte stupidity. It finally clicks and frankly I'm amazed you guys got the BB15 cast to play an org. That or I'm being punk'd cause these people... They can't be real.
Hopefully one of us wins veto and Amanda's other personality appears by the end of the week. In the meantime, let's start the show 
I should probably just stay signed on cause the more I think about this, the weirder it becomes. Let's talk about Amanda's nomination speech now.. 