GinaMarie Zimmerman [1st]
Jade Pietrantonio [2nd]
Ed Lower [3rd]
Rhian Sugden [4th]
Helen Kim [5th]
Peter Brown [6th]
Judd Daugherty [7th]
Amanda Zuckerman [8th]
Deana Uppal [9th]
Faye Palmer [10th]
Sam Wallace [11th]
Eric Stein [12th]
Bart Spring in 't Veld [13th]
Steven Daigle [14th]
Dan Gheesling [15th]
Jen Johnson [16th]
Yes! I have returned! Please hold the applause, thank you, thank you. After much beggingcryingpleading bribing consideration I have been convinced back to looney bin. We're going to do this one more time (possibly two including All Stars) To all my old friends, I can only imagine how much you've missed me. To all the new faces, it's on honor for you to meet me, really you can't thank me enough. We have lots of things to get to, so let's start the show.
I logged on tonight and was greeted with our first HOH competition. A competition I know I did not approve of because I was have never approve of a competition when I was not ready for said competition. Thus, I decided to sit this one out (my new strategy of lying low did not include winning 1st HOH) However, I did decide that this is a certain bartering advantage if you are the person to give the HOH their 7th album, I was not that person.
I did get contacted almost to the second I signed on by Dan, Jade, Ed and Rhian. Dan seemed like he was only interested in getting his hands on those albums like they were Willy Wonka's Golden Ticket and he was Veruca Salt, first impression did not go well for Danny boy. Rhian seemed a bit reserved but I had just met the girl, it's not exactly time to break out the tequila shots yet. The other two... (They'll have their time in the next chapter)
Eventually Steven won HOH, followed by Peter in second which means he got some sort of temptation. I didn't feel comfortable at all and still don't with Steven winning, mainly cause I haven't spoken one word to him. I just hate talking to HOH after they won cause then it just looks like you're sucking up and you're just one of many people bothering him. I feel I should be safe, there's other more deserving than me to be nominated. I mean did Jen even make it in the house? And where's Helen? (Btw Helen is the scariest HG for me, mainly cause I'm terrified she's going to give us all a happy ending in our sleep and I don't trust myself to play a game with her and not make a "racist" asian joke and lose my job)
I had begun talking to Jade and Ed, enjoying both of their company very much. The best people that I got around to talking to today by far. Perhaps we got a bit too comfortable... Within minutes, I had offered them both oral sex, offered to throw a hot tub orgy with with Jade and to fuck Ed in every room of the house.
The conversation between Jade and I was really quite lovely and helped builded a strong base of connection there. She mentioned that was the Disney Princess type of romantic, which is really perfect because I am just made to be a Disney Prince. Which is the moment I become her Prince Eric (because fuck Charming. Everyone knows Little Mermaid is the best Disney movie. Eric > Charming) Jade and I made plans for a midseason backyard wedding, I'm giving her a ring pop when I win HOH! Eventually Jade would trounce off to sleep with dreams of her new found prince in her head. Oh Jade, you missed your chance girl! Bad things happen in BB when you go to bed before Midnight.
If Jade is your classy, well-mannered girlfriend you share your 1 bedroom downtown apartment with. Then, Ed is your tattooed and pierced up co-worker at that Bar that you sometimes have drunken sex with and swear it never means anything but you both know there's a "friendship" there. Conversation with Ed was as followed: 2 hours of mindless flirting, an hour of some graphic sex talk, an hour of how hot we both are, 15 minutes of game talk, 10 minutes of sex talk, 10 minutes of game talk, 5 minutes of sex talk, 10 minutes of game talk. Repeat as needed. Eventually gamewise myself and Ed did reaching an understanding. Which brings me to...
tl:dr- I became the Prince Charming/Eric to two different HG's and I'm now in a showmance with a guy and girl
It could have been you Jade, we could have been final 2. You missed your chance, have to see what happens next. Meanwhile, Myself and Ed finalized what was already a lovely coupling with a final 2 deal. There are plenty of things that can go wrong with with a day 1 final 2. We don't really know each other no way of knowing if it's honest deal. Our first target is definitely Judd. Maybe be a bit too early to push Steven to do, especially without knowing him but next week.. J U Double D is on alert. Many reasons...
Talking to Judd is really like talking to your moody, emotional 16 year old teenager. How was your day? Good? It's all very one syllable and monotone, this conversation is usually followed by the Mother (normally played by Heather Locklear) If her son is one drugs, this could explain Judd. This went on for 20 minutes, I went into full detail about my day. I went into full detail about the game, I went full detail into the city he lives in. All of these were responded to by one or two words. Every sentence, for my 20 words, he would give me one.
I come to find out from Ed that this was also his interaction with Judd. I'm not sure if it was not a good night for him or if kid is socially inept, Also Ed mentions he may have played with Judd before and there's some bad blood there, leading to Ed wanting Judd out. I'm not opposed to Judd's eviction, never gave me an hint that he would even talk, much less work with me. Still I have to wonder if Ed's reason for wanting Judd is game related or a personal vendetta, because I'm not here to help anyone just achieve their personal vendetta and take out someone they dislike for no reason at all, purely cause they've had issues with them in the past. Only I'm allowed to actively lead a witch hunt against someone the entire game, purely because of past issues with said person! (Shoutout Ryan sorry about that) Personal vendettas are never good for the game. Really he should listen to me, I know this shit!
Peter decided to come out and just telling everyone what his prize was in the temptation room (no one's calling it that I'm trying to make it take off) apparently he votes in public for 3 weeks which isn't too bad but also kinda bad because it really limits the moves I can do for the next 3 weeks since he'll be scared to make any big moves in public.
What was most important was that when I had told Ed of this (because I can't keep secrets at all!) Ed had already found out... Um hello!? Why didn't you tell me.. Makes me question how into this new alliance ED really is. Could be nothing, could be something. But as I like to over analyze, it deserve a DR write up...
And that ladies and gentleman was Day 1. Thank you
So Steven nominated me, not unexpected. It's weird to me because I find it hard to believe that I had been any less social than people like Bart or Faye or Deana and JUDD? I'm worse than Judd?. Like really? The only other person I was less social than is apparently the girl who got lost on her way to the house and hasn't made it in yet? I'm not really concerned because Jen is M.I.A so I should stay but still, Steven should have really picked a safer pawn for himself. I can be very vindictive
While Speaking of Judd: Ed Lower 2:34 am yeah i know funny we also talked yesterday morning and he actually has a life story didn't know that box of charcoals can have that
Sam 2:35 am interesting was it the evolution of charcoal
Ed Lower 2:36 am yeah i think he evolved somehow hahaa omg we're even thinking the same thing <3
Ed Lower (2:26:25 AM): how is deana? Ed Lower (2:26:31 AM): she was completely rude to me when we spoke lol Sam (2:26:40 AM): omg i'm not the only one! Sam (2:26:41 AM): yeah Ed Lower (2:26:43 AM): haha Sam (2:26:44 AM): i was thinking Sam (2:26:46 AM): she's kinda bitchy
^Deana (without all the coolness)
So Steven won the veto, clearly not the desired result. He's clearly not going to veto his own nominees so it looks like I'll be staying nominated this week....against Jen, who decided to finally show up and started her 30 minutes of befriending people, including myself. I'm sure Jen is a lovely girl, but hopefully she's leaving this week. Which means I really don't want to get to know her or any of these people, I don't do small talk I like to get straight the the game but I have to get through small talk, but not with a week 1 evictee thank you!
Jenn found out she lost veto and flew away on her broom stick, no idea if she'll ever return. Nice to meet you Jen, bye! In even more shocking news.. Judd spoke to me in complete sentences! Maybe I was a little to hard on him last night but today he spoke and said he's keeping me and would help me stay. So, tonight I love him! I also spoke to Helen and Eric a bit. Eric was a bit short (conversation wise I mean) Helen, seemed ok I think I totally charmed her, so we can have an in there!
The big story of the night was Miss India UK herself Deana. Ok side note: What does Miss India UK even mean? It's like two different countries right? Either you're Miss India or Miss UK? It's like Crowning Miss America, Miss America Canada. Anyways back to Deana.. I saw her on and in an effort to remain social with everyone, I started chatting her up the only way I know how..
Sam (2:09:09 AM): better now i'm talking to miss india uk :-D Deana (2:10:05 AM): Well look at you, turning on the charm.
All downhill from there...There's a good chance Deana is reserved personality with a dry sense of humor. Only problem is, I'm not a reserved personality and not used to those type of people so to deal with them and in such a short amount of type, to me it comes off a little bitchy. Deana scares me on many levels
So excited I stayed. Hopefully I can make some of these people regret keeping me in coming weeks What's even better is there was drama in the eviction thread! Love it, though the fact Jen really just start talking to these people 2 days ago and then start calling someone a cunt makes me sad she's evicted, I think i really would have liked her
Ed Lower (10:42:12 PM): also i have some interesting news for you Ed Lower (10:42:31 PM): so let me know when you can listen well cause this could be shocking Sam (10:42:40 PM): im listening Sam (10:42:43 PM): i love gossip :-) Ed Lower (10:42:49 PM): hmmm Ed Lower (10:42:54 PM): more than me? Ed Lower (10:42:56 PM): jk Ed Lower (10:42:57 PM): lol Sam (10:43:00 PM): lol Ed Lower (10:43:01 PM): ok soooo Ed Lower (10:43:12 PM): remember how boring judd and steven are? Sam (10:43:21 PM): yeah Ed Lower (10:43:32 PM): well they decided to align with each other Ed Lower (10:43:44 PM): and dragged me and eric with them
So seems like we have brolliance in the making here. Now, as a rule I'm strictly opposed any all-male alliances so obviously I'm not into the idea of this group running around trying to control things. Especially taken into account 5 minutes before this news Steven was telling me how he has no alliance and hopefully we can work together in the future, so that was kinda funny.
From what I heard from Ed however, Steven thinks Peter, Faye and Helen are in an alliance and hardcore gunning after him because he won both HOH and Veto week 1. So Steven sounds like a paranoid nutjob and is no way fit to lead an alliance, chances are highly likely this group self destruct before Week 4 without me having to do anything.
I think I'm going to keep the alliance to myself for a few weeks because I really haven't built up a trust with anyone to reveal this yet and you know if it gets out so soon after Ed told me, he's going to know who went around telling everyone. Also I really want Ed in the game and if this can keep him get further, I'll let it slide. At the same time, I don't want him to have other alliances that makes me disposable, I'd like for him to have me and me only So I think I'm going to play it cool with this information, hopefully Ed tells me what's being said and planned by the group, and re-visit this info in a few weeks
So this was a really good night for me. I feel I started getting more of a connection with Rhian and GM (we bonded over drunkeness) I felt people's personalities starting to come out a lot more. Also, I think I really started towards getting something going with Peter, we have an understanding to look out for each other. Which is great cause out of everyone I've talked to in this game so far, Peter is really the one I would like to work with the most. I feel we both play the same type of game and have the exact same style, really match well together. P.S talked to Faye- Nothing to see here, move along
Deana (11:02:33 PM): I have good attention span for it. Sam (11:02:47 PM): that's good Sam (11:02:59 PM): maybe you'll be useful if we start working together in the future :-D Deana (11:03:08 PM): The future? Deana (11:03:13 PM): I like the present better. Sam (11:09:13 PM): we'll have to make our own pretty outsiders alliance :-P Deana (11:16:13 PM): I know. Deana (11:16:16 PM): I agree with you. Deana (11:16:19 PM): I'm fine with that. Deana (11:16:24 PM): I literally do not have any allies. Sam (11:23:35 PM): not that anyone tells me anything :-) Sam (11:23:45 PM): but i haven't heard anyone mention your name either Sam (11:23:59 PM): i'm going to let you know if i hear it at all though Sam (11:24:04 PM): we can get on that and fix it Deana (11:25:02 PM): Thanks, Sam. I would do the same for you. Deana (11:25:04 PM): I promise.
Yeah, did I just make an alliance with Deana? You know the girl I basically called a humorless bitch, I think 12 hours ago? Welcome to Big Brother. Deana, oddly enough was actual one of my ideal evictions this week, guess that will have to change. I feel Deana and I are a good pairing though, I don't think she has many friends in this game and her reserved social skills really make her seem closed off, while I'm at the exact opposite end, so it's really two complete opposites I don't think many people would expect to be in a secret alliance. Meanwhile...
Jade (12:01:23 AM): i wouldn't evict you no matter what Sam (12:05:30 AM): same for me Sam (12:05:47 AM): really the very first friend I made in this game so i got you covered til the end :-) Jade (12:07:21 AM): aww you're so sweet! <3 Jade (12:07:37 AM): i have you covered too. im loyal if you are loyal to me Sam (12:09:32 AM): same here :-) Sam (12:09:42 AM): i'm always loyal to one person throughout the game Sam (12:09:53 AM): so we can shock these people and end up final 2 :-D Jade (12:10:19 AM): yayy<3 Jade (12:10:23 AM): we can be Jam :-D
So I'm still here, snaps for me! Then to make it even better Rhian wins HOH! I was so happy that someone in my imaginary circle who's all in an alliance together without knowing it won. Then it started to go downhill Ed wins a vacation and decides to take me. Now clearly this is not a move I would approve of Rhian was HOH, I'm already safe. Why give people a clue that we even talk? This got paranoid Amanda asking questions on why Ed took me. We can't have this!!! Then Amanda gets nominated, I did not approve of this move either! I like Amanda I wanted her to stay her, but Amanda goes up and in true Amanda fashion. She flips her fucking top, she is Iming everyone in the game, firing questions after questions to them, confused why she's even nominated. She even goes after myself, Ed and GM (we're suppose to be on vacation!) She does start to lighten up when GM points out that we can't even vote, this was news to her.
At one point Amanda was confused this a pre-game alliance out to get it. Which I in then turn told GM and Peter that Amanda thinks the whole house is in a pre-game alliance to evict her, because Amanda didn't seem quite crazy enough I had to up it. In short, I wanted Amanda to stay but after seeing her post-noms, it's clear she's a lunatic loose cannon that we just can't have or trust in this house. She still believes I'm her closest friend in this game, which I will continue doing so until she blows up at someone and she will because I will be right there stirring the pot, I may not see the drama but I can still hear about it! And I will continue being Amanda's supportive BFF until she gets the boot. Sorry Amanda, I really liked you but you're a huge liability so I'm not sad to see you go
sorry about that) Personal vendettas are never good for the game. Really he should listen to me, I know this shit!
So I think I'm going to play it cool with this information, hopefully Ed tells me what's being said and planned by the group, and re-visit this info in a few weeks 