The Edam (Ed + Sam) Thread

[Ed]

a little bit of sneak peek into our convo lol, this is funny

Ed Lower 11:59 am
:-D
you are definitely an angel sent from heaven
i can't think of anything esle
else
no other reason makes sense

dragonnclownshoes 12:04 pm
yes!
i was sent for you :-)

Ed Lower 12:05 pm
just what i needed <3

dragonnclownshoes 12:06 pm
did peter tell you what his temptation was

Ed Lower 12:06 pm
yeah he said he was gonna tell everyone since it will be announced anyway

dragonnclownshoes 12:06 pm
yeah

dragonnclownshoes 12:06 pm
at least he got it early enough it wouldn't really matter

Ed Lower 12:06 pm
i love how we can switch back and forth from flirting and game talk ;-)

dragonnclownshoes 12:07 pm
lol
i know
we're multi taskers :-)

[Ed]

SPOILER: Click to show

another snippet about how Edam came to be

SPOILER: Click to show

{}
dragonnclownshoes 11:07 am
i'm making my first diary room post!
that deserves some snaps
yay me

Ed Lower 11:08 am
hahaha
i just posted about you
and our full blown love affair <3

dragonnclownshoes 11:08 am
omg! i can't wait to read your love letters

Ed Lower 11:09 am
oh there will be love letters :-)

dragonnclownshoes 11:09 am
good
i will write love poems so we got everything covered

Ed Lower 11:09 am
awww
a poet

Ed Lower 11:09 am
i think i'm in heaven now

dragonnclownshoes 11:11 am
not yet but i can take you there

Ed Lower 11:13 am
=-O
please!
we can call our showmance Edam <3
ok and i wrote my first love letter :-D

dragonnclownshoes 11:15 am
oh yay!
we have a name
i'll be sure to work it into my poems

Ed Lower 11:16 am
yeah it's as cheesy as cheese lol

dragonnclownshoes 11:16 am
cheese is good

Ed Lower 11:16 am
you better or i will stop writing those love letters

dragonnclownshoes 11:18 am
i can already tell edam will be a power couple. like a less white trash way classier mccranda

Ed Lower 11:18 am
yes and we will rule this kingdom with love

dragonnclownshoes 11:19 am
yes, we'll rule on a platform of peace, love and beheading anyone who stands in our way

Ed Lower 11:19 am
exactly

dragonnclownshoes 11:20 am
you better not be saying the same thing to every guy in this place. i can be bitter and vindictive!

Ed Lower 11:21 am
of course not!
you are the only better looking guy in the house!

dragonnclownshoes 11:21 am
that is true :-)
you'd have to have low standards to turn me down for someone else and clearly you do not

Ed Lower 11:22 am
and i dont
i only choose the classiest men ;-)

dragonnclownshoes 11:22 am
that's me! :-D

Ed Lower 11:23 am
that you are my love
are we moving too fast?
should we take it slow?
i don't wanna pressure you or anything
should i just call you Sam for now and drop the pet name?
i dont want to be the clinger lol

dragonnclownshoes 11:24 am
yes, we don't want to move to fast and make the others suspect something
slow build is good

dragonnclownshoes 11:25 am
our mid season backyard wedding will be even better then!

[Ed]

Me and Sam picking on J U Double Dud :x

Ed Lower 12:52 pm
well at least we agree j u double dud is not worth it

dragonnclownshoes 12:52 pm
and then he wins hoh next
then his worth goes up

Ed Lower 12:52 pm
oh kill me now
knock on wood!

dragonnclownshoes 12:52 pm
could you imagine his meetings lol

Ed Lower 12:52 pm
this is maybe why i dont want him getting further?
idk

dragonnclownshoes 12:53 pm
or nom speech. won hoh. sam, ed

Ed Lower 12:53 pm
i dont like mysterious too vip for words kind of people

dragonnclownshoes 12:53 pm
lol yeah

Ed Lower 12:53 pm
like hey this is big brother you're supposed to talk to people
not put your lips together and smile like a vase

dragonnclownshoes 12:53 pm
lol

Ed Lower 12:53 pm
idk if vases smile tho

dragonnclownshoes 12:53 pm
smile like a vase

Ed Lower 12:53 pm
haha
yeah like all he's good at right now is for putting flowers
heck a flower pot has more personality

dragonnclownshoes 12:55 pm
lol
i think i've heard the plants say more vowels too

Ed Lower 12:55 pm
haahahah

dragonnclownshoes 12:56 pm
i really think the highest sentence i got


Judd 11:48 pm
improv, standup, sketch, musicals
four words
and thats not a sentence
thats a list

Ed Lower 12:56 pm
hahahah
must be his bucket list?

dragonnclownshoes 12:57 pm
no thats what he does for a living
i asked him what he did
advertisment
comedy, sketch, etc

Ed Lower 12:57 pm
i feel sorry for his clients :-(
and those poor souls who has to go thru his act

Ed Lower 12:58 pm
like what does he do? mime?

dragonnclownshoes 12:58 pm
its like one of those one 1900s radio transmissions. advertisment *over* comedy, sketch, music *over* awesome *over*
lol
probably thats more his speed

Ed Lower 12:58 pm
hahah

dragonnclownshoes 12:58 pm
i would totally pay to see him do stand up
i could only imagine

Ed Lower 12:59 pm
i woudlnt waste your money on that seriously
id rather watch you stand up for 10 minutes than 5 seconds of his comedy stand up

dragonnclownshoes 1:00 pm
lol i would make an amazing stand up comic
i use things like sentences

Ed Lower 1:00 pm
like you just standing up there is amazing in itself

[Ed]

I am like a very clingy boyfriend lol

Ed Lower 8:56 am
ok back
sorry that took long :-\

dragonnclownshoes 8:56 am
too long :-(
but i managed

Ed Lower 8:56 am
awwww
=-O
how?
u werent cheating on me were you? :-(

dragonnclownshoes 8:57 am
by counting the seconds till you returned of course

Ed Lower 8:57 am
awwww
<3

dragonnclownshoes 8:57 am
i would never

Ed Lower 8:57 am
:-D

dragonnclownshoes 8:57 am
i only have you :-)

Ed Lower 8:57 am
and i am yours <3

[Ed]

something just random

Ed Lower 3:21 pm
<3

dragonnclownshoes 3:21 pm
lover :-D
where have you been
i've counted the minutes

Ed Lower 3:21 pm
i fell asleep waiting for you :-(
but I am here now :-D

dragonnclownshoes 3:23 pm
yay!
i've been cold and lonely without you

[Ed]

Isn't he the sweetest? <3

dragonnclownshoes 11:27 am
heyy!

Ed Lower 11:27 am
lover <3
it was so cold and lonely without you :-(

dragonnclownshoes 11:28 am
i know :-(
I hurried home to you!

Ed Lower 11:29 am
awwww
you're too sweet <3
careful

Ed Lower 11:29 am
or i might be accustomed to it

dragonnclownshoes 11:31 am
but i'm always sweet :-)

[Ed]

Just us being silly

dragonnclownshoes 12:15 pm
but honestly, the way i see it. the deals you make
keeps you longer and if you stay longer, thats a better chance of me staying longer
Ed Lower 12:57 pm
oh you mean you whored yourself to them :-P
im not judging
i love you even more if you did that ;-)


dragonnclownshoes 12:58 pm
i would never :-D



Ed Lower 12:59 pm
i trust you <3
so i'm not worried :-)



dragonnclownshoes 1:01 pm
good :-)

[Ed]

Sweet nothings with Sam again.

Ed Lower
no need to thank me
you already caught my attention

dragonnclownshoes 2:20 pm
and im never letting it go :-D

Ed Lower 2:20 pm
you better not <3
or i will be sad

dragonnclownshoes 2:22 pm
i won't
i got it locked in a box!

[Ed]

dragonnclownshoes 10:38 am
i41.tinypic.com/a4252x.jpg
explain!
how dare you rip the clothes off of some other man!

Ed Lower 10:38 am
im gonna tear your clothes if u win

dragonnclownshoes 10:38 am
you better!
i'll send amanda to berate you if you don't

OMG busted! 

[sam]

This thread is everything

[Jade]

That pic isn't even a pic of Sam, you butthole.

p.s dream all you want because we all that this real.  

[Ed]

NO